Listen. I don't have video games or a television for that matter. All I have is this damn window and if you people don't feel like entertaining me today I'll just be forced to change the damn channel and see what those birds are doing outside the bathroom window! I call it taking-a-shit-o-vision! I'm sick of those birds!

Whoa. Sorry. Work has been a little bit stressful lately. I'll uh... Let's start over.

You could always just run away. This gun isn't actually loaded. It makes too much noise and I'm so sick of the neighbors calling the cops every time I buss off a couple caps for entertainment purposes!

Listen. I wasn't prepared for someone to come along and not do what the note says. This hasn't happened to me before. I'm new. It's my first day, but I start tomorrow. Just cut me some slack here.