Quick-Witted Shimmy

It's Friday. Time for some entertainment.

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Imagine this.

All eyes are on you, as you strut down the narrow, winding platform. You are probably freaking out inside, telling yourself to chin up, chest out, one stride at a time, fully concentrating on the path ahead while blanking out all the humans eyeballing you.

Suddenly you stumble! And the only image in your mind is you waving your hands frantically like a headless chicken trying to find something, anything to grab to prevent your fall. The next image would be laughter thundering from all direction, directed at you.

The HORROR!

But God decides today is not your day. And you astonishingly find your balance, but not before your knees are bending and collapsing as you were anticipating a fall. In this instance what will you do?!

Oh yes, perform a dance, a shimmy, more shimmy, until people have forgotten (you wished) what had happened (you tripped). What a good save. You have even proven your body is fluid and flexible.

Congrats! I think you've just booked yourself another show.

But the Internet doesn't forget!

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