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RE: How To NOT Write the 'How To Steemit' Post
Back when I was just another
Ugly mofo
Scared of my own Shadow, I
Taught people how to subsist on an
Elementary
Diet
Back when I was just another
Ugly mofo
Scared of my own Shadow, I
Taught people how to subsist on an
Elementary
Diet
Beets, beans,
Upside down cake,
Spaghetti with a nice
Tomato sauce,
Eggplant and
Donuts in liquid form?
Basically yeah.
Urban Basics for
Street survival was my brand
Trade was good
Even in the market crash and subsequent
Depression
Booming times they must have been.
Unsuspecting and
Sincere
Transvestites probably
Enjoyed those
Days.
Bah, the transvestites were bad but worse yet were the
Ungendered.
Simply put
They had no idea in
Evolutionary terms where their
Destiny lay.
Bring an
Umbrella.
She's
Thundering out there and those
Enormous rain drops may cause
Drowning.
Butter.
Usually that's what I
Smear on myself when
Tremendous rain falls
Everywhere
Disproportionately.
Bacon grease works
Under the armpits for
Sweat and it'll keep
The
Elephants away
During road trips as well.
Brilliant! There is a rhyming
Undulation and
Synergy in
The prose you write that
Elevates the common word into something
Dramatic.