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Bullshit. I do not
Unpack my
Squeaky
Tweezers until
Eleven o'clock on a good
Day.

Balls to that!
Umberto called me.
Something about
Tomorrow?
Early start to beat the
Doldrums

Blowjobs have been
Underappreciated
Since
Tina quit working the
Early shift at
Dudley's Bar and Grill.

Bubbly she was but I was
Unmanned when one time she
Started doing the
Toilet as she was
Eating my
Duke

Boy oh boy was I ever
Unaware of that
Situation until
Today's
Eventual unveiling of the
Dirty details.

Bringing out the dirty
Underwear for a
Scrubbing seems to be
The motif in this
Explosive and
Deranged tale.

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