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RE: Reading Comprehension and You: How to Avoid Looking Like an Idiot
Macaroni salad is the most disgusting food in the entire world. I'm cringing at the idea of cold noodles and mayonnaise! I'm so sorry. Come over to my house and I'll cook for you Mr. Himself. No need to teach me golf. I hate golf as much as I hate macaroni salad.
Listen. Between us...
I don't even know how I got this job. I've golfed only a handful of times and I'm usually drunk by the third hole. I didn't tell them that though. I just said, "Yeah, I can teach golf." They hired me on the spot.
Oh! That reminds me. I better go stir the salad.