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RE: If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them

in #funny7 years ago

I have to say, Hi Jim, I know that you've said it's not investment advice, but I really think your TA is on point here. We can clearly see that the Y2F ratio is at an all-time low today, which is an indicator of weak hands exiting the market. This makes more room for strong hands as well as other underrepresented extremities of various dispositions (e.g. cold feet, hard heads, and limp dicks).

This is good for crypto. I predict a 73% retracement of DP indicators and a reverse cowgirl fibonacci pennant. This will conclude with an erect DIQ micropattern which will definitely burst at some point leaving everyone needing a cigarette. I suggest premature market evacuation followed by a "round two" re-entry strategy.

Don't mess it up now! Remember to organically build a legion of definitely human followers who will all go around claiming you're the Messiah! We're all counting on you!

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Thank you for not being paid to come here today and say all this.

Listen, about that money I owe you. I'm not making enough yet. I'll, uh, ... just don't worry, it's coming! I got people on it. It's all good. Just trust me here. I'm a professional. Been doing this for years!

i will support @nonameslefttouse forrever because he has made me money he is the reason we are all going to be rich haha XD XD something something lambo...

...three sunrises, three sunsets... three days, Hi Jim.

See, everyone! I work hard... for YOU!

This has nothing to do with me. If I could do this for free, I would! Everyone knows that! Everyone! All of them! They're real! I can see them! They're glowing! Like my lambo!

you guys must be on heavy drugs

Hence the glow, right?

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