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RE: What I'm planning to do now that I'm dead

in #funny7 years ago

An awesome endorsement by the magnificent @dreemit led me here, but it seems that I am too late. I had hoped to catch you while you were still alive but alas, you have passed. Just ghosts to show that there's something about being punctual.

Also, now that your dead, you could remove breathing as a thing we have in common. Go on and scratch that from your signature. That is until you make a successful resurrection, which I doubt you'll have. After all, 99 out of 100 people almost always never get resurrected. Mountains, check! Snow, I like it but it doesn't like me. Jokes, you betcha! By the way, what do you call a cow with no legs? Running, yessir! Hiking, of course! Not working, I love it so much, I made it my full-time profession. Man, so many things in common. Too bad you're dead. Rest in peace, Brandt.

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Thanks for the super ghoul comment, @jedau! I'm glad you fooouuuunnnndd me.

I'll take those resurrection odds. You just watch, I'm gonna be that lucky 1 in 100.

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ImMOOOOOble?

Ha! Close! I do think they can still roll though. The answer I was looking for was...(drumroll) Ground Beef. I'm sorry to say that the 100 SBD prize was not claimed. Better luck next time, dude.

LOL! Bummer I missed out on all that cryptocash.

Hey, how do you get a clown out of a swing?

Perks of being alive, I guess. I mean, nowadays it's more like cryptocrash, amirite? But, whatever..

Hmm... I'm guessing you bash his skull in with a bat until he drops off. Freaking clows. Ugh.

Close! You hit him in the face with an axe.

Damn! That was my third choice. My second choice would've been to hit him in the face with a giant tuna.

That would probably work, too. Just guessing though because I've never tried it.

Oh you should! I live near the ocean that's why it's accessible to me, but you definitely have to try it out at least once in your life. One of the best ways of killing knocking out a man for sure.

LOL!!!
I love you.
hee

Love ya right back, sis!

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