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hmm, gives me an idea of where i may have lost my phone tho

Korra the avatar did that, she's an awesome earth bender

yo momma so fat the bull tries to stay on for 8 seconds

but due to her mass when she bucks the earth shakes

she can moooove mountains alright

Yo mamma so fat, mathematicians have to take her placement into account when setting gravitational trajectory for orbiting satelittes and other near Earth objects.

Yo mama so fat, the Sun revolves around her.

Yo mama so cheap, her standards lower than Mariana Trench.

hey that's my zone on the planet....don't put down that awesome subocean trench

We get to pick zones now? Dibs on Uyuni Salt Flats then! That place is a heaven on Earth.

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err....yessi last i checked you were not a latino....so no (well you can immigrate to Bolivia and marry alocal girl and ride a llama or somethig...so maybe)

i am actually from that region on this blue planet

Cool, I'll marry your sister then.

Oh no, wait.

Nah.

Not after that.

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