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You only bought one? How in the hell did you make one last for three hours! Is that guy not measuring again? If he's handing out meters again... ugh... so f'n fired!

No, it was definitely a foot. I chewed fast but only swallowed every 10 minutes. It took exactly 18 bites and 18 DAYUMs to finish.

I guess it's probably a bad time to tell you this... but

I don't really know that guy. I heard he grinds up bugs and turns them into some kind of "meat" mash and serves that to his patrons. You can keep the clothes though. Some dead guy was just laying around so I helped myself. I didn't really want them. We just try to make things look like robberies to help take the focus away from the spouse. Standard procedure.

Dayum!

Dayum. Is that why I'm projectile vomiting right now?

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