Experimental story- The Funhouse

This is a different kind of story than the ones I have posted so far. It’s experimental and more of a “tour” than a story as such. Enjoy!

The Funhouse

Welcome to our home! We are glad you could join us this evening. Please take off your coats. My lovely wife, Shana, will take them.

Thank you, Shana.

Don’t you just love the way her ass looks in those leggings. Delectable! Oh come, now, you know you caught a glimpse, even you, Miss…. Stewart?

Well, follow me, follow me! Right through here. This is the common area. You are welcome to come down here and mingle. We have a vast collection of DVDs there on the bookshelves. Magazines are on the tables, but if you have a more picky taste, there are more right over here, in this cabinet under the movies. As I said, we have a vast collection, so you should be able to find anything that strikes your fancy and peaks your interest, if you know what I mean. Am I right? Mr. Stewart? Not Mr. Stewart? Mr. Chase? Ok, well, anonymity is important here and we certainly don’t care if you’re married to each other or to other people.

Ahhhh, here come the Templesmiths, ready for some fun. I see Mr. Templesmith already has Mrs. Templesmith… Well, you can see for yourself. Oh and I almost forgot! Thank you Templesmiths for reminding me. They are headed for the toys and games cabinet. If we are missing a toy or game that you want to play, just let us know so we can order it for your next visit!

Here is the kitchen through these doors. Both Shana and I are excellent cooks. What’s ours is yours. Feel free to take what you want, cook what you want, just please clean up after yourselves.

Through this door is the back yard. It’s a bit nippy out now to go down to the lake, but our sauna is just twenty feet down the path. Our property is completely private, so there’s no worries about nosy neighbors. We own the lake and surroundings, so the closest residents are five miles away, heading back to town.

Moving on, the dining room is right here. That’s mainly for eating, though we have had a few guests request it for other purposes, if you know what I mean.

Come see our the sitting room. There are usually people playing games, let’s see if anyone is now. Ah yes, good afternoon Blumans and Haderers! I see you’ve been playing poker for a little while. Not doing so well, are you, Mr. Bluman? Ladies, looking lovely as ever. We also have nightly games of charades, password, twister. Really any game you want to play as a group is open. Suggestions are always welcome!

Now let’s go up and see the rooms. Oh! I almost forgot. The downstairs bathroom is right here.

Okay. On up we go! When we bought it, this house had four bedrooms and a bonus room up here. As you probably remember from online, we have turned them into five themed rooms. We accept up to six couples at a time and Shana and I take the unoccupied room. It adds spice to our relationship, if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge.

This first room is what we like to call the Sweetheart Room. You can see the heart-shaped bed and all of the pillows. That cabinet is full of all of the toys any new couple would enjoy - padded handcuffs, lubes, flavored condoms. There’s also a mini-fridge with whipped cream, chocolate and caramel sauce, and champagne. This will be my room for the night, if you need anything or want to stop by and watch or join in. No? Well, to each his own.

We like to call the next room Wonderland. Are you two into Cosplay or LARPing? What is LARPing? Ever hear of live action role play? Yeah, I thought so. This was the original master bedroom of the house. Beautiful walk-in closets are being put to good use, housing nearly 500 costumes. We have everything from animal costumes, to modern fads, to classic superheros.

This room is a favorite for millennials, but it might surprise you the variety of folk we get in for this room. It’s never empty. The vanity is full of makeup, costume jewelry and hosiery. There are a ton of props over here in the chest at the end of the bed.

Let’s go to the next room. We call this the Boy Scout Room. You can see all the different ropes on the walls. There’s more in the dresser over there, everything from coarse nylon braided ropes, to fine polyester twisted rope. Most people who request this room are already pretty good with knots, but there’s a small library focused on knot tying on that shelf above the window.

The Party Room is my personal favorite and Shana and I spend many a night here. This was actually a bonus room, so it’s even bigger than the master bedroom. There’s two california king beds pushed together. Up to three couples can book this room for any given night. We have groups who book it together and then random couples who show up blind. The dresser has a variety of condoms and toys. Quite often, play from this room will spill out and you’ll find random couples playing in other places in the house.

We’re still waiting for the group that has booked this for the weekend. They are regulars here and love it when other guests stop by to participate.

Around the corner here, you’ll see the shower room. Are you two exhibitionists? A little? Like watersports at all? This is the ideal room to satisfy both pleasures. Have whatever fun you want in there, or just walk by to see who is having fun in there. You can also relax on this loveseat to enjoy the show.

Any guest can use it at any time, but each room has its own private bathroom for the more shy folk.

And finally, we’re at the room you booked. Now, I’ll warn you, it’s a little daunting at first, but if this is what you’re into, maybe daunting is the wrong word, if you know what I mean.

The chains over the bed are anchored in studs in the ceiling, so they’re perfectly safe. You’ll find wrist, ankle and neck cuffs in the drawer next to the bed. They are the highest quality available to ensure safe play.

The chest over here has a variety of paddles and restraints. There’s also a few ball-gags and some anal plugs. Rest assured, everything is washed, sanitized or replaced between every guest.
The whip collection on the wall is not just for show, they are all fully useable.

Oh I can see you two are ready to start playing. Yes, the cuffs should fit you fine, Mr. Chase. I will just see my way out. If you want privacy, lock the door behind me. If you’re open to visitors, I can just leave the door open. Okay, door closing. If you need anything, Shana and I will be in the sweetheart room tonight! Feel free to just walk in, join in, if you know what I mean. Enjoy yourselves and we’ll see you when you’re ready to reemerge!

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