An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: Heather the Housewife

I am a middle-aged white housewife. I cannot remember when I was last pleasured by my husband. Sometimes I open the medicine cabinet after he leaves for work, and try mixing and matching. When Pablo comes to tend to the garden I look at his glistening body and run to the bedroom where my husband clips his tiny toenails and touch my special place. Pablo makes me happy. I sometimes fantasize about drugging him and riding his soft cock.