rambler69 (25)in #humor • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I Farted Once: Episode IIII was in jail. I dropped the soap. I farted once. It saved my assrambler69 (25)in #comedy • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humorSome day, and this day may never come, I will die.rambler69 (25)in #incest • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: Confessions of an Incestuous ChildMy sister fell. She broke her leg. Mother told me to bathe her, so I did. It was nice. I liked her thighs. They…rambler69 (25)in #fart • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I Farted Once: Episode III farted once they shrugged it off. I farted again they took offense. I farted again they took up arms. I farted…rambler69 (25)in #farted • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I Farted Once: Episode II farted once. It hurt, she was my first kiss. She heard it, she ran off, I cried. I farted once. It got me a job. I…rambler69 (25)in #breastfeed • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: The Nordic ChildOn some days, I watch many young ladies walk by, fresh vulvas and all. They appear graceful, adorned with gifts of…rambler69 (25)in #caption • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Caption ContestHere are the rules: The person to post the best caption will receive all the Steem this post generates. Good luck…rambler69 (25)in #suburbia • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: Suburban BlissRound people with round offspring… perfect spheres are indigenous to suburban America. Their proportions are always…rambler69 (25)in #geriatricerotica • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: The GeriatricI am an old man. Since turning 70 much about life has changed. I weigh my decisions differently now, as a moderate…rambler69 (25)in #fantasticalnarrations • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.An anthology of nonsensical ramblings and mild humor: Heather the HousewifeI am a middle-aged white housewife. I cannot remember when I was last pleasured by my husband. Sometimes I open the…rambler69 (25)in #introduction • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Rambler KingThis is me introducing me. I am The Rambler King. Look at my work ye mighty and despair. I am The Rambler King, King of air.