Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #2 (first contest where all losers win!)

in #contest7 years ago (edited)

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COMMENTS WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Last round generated 444 comments and proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

This time it will be 50 SBD, 50 Whaleshares and 30% of SBD payout.

THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst poem in commentary. It doesn't have to rhyme or make sense but it has to start with "Roses are red..." You can also add any message, picture or whatever you want under your poem.
  2. Upvote and Resteem this post. (Yes, I'm checking:)
  3. Start upvoting your opponents to win! Make sure to come back from time to time.

Example:
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THE WORST DEADLINE:

You can only enter this competition in first three days. Then you have 3 more days to continue up-voting others. I had to create this rule otherwise the competition would simply be won by last the post. Now you can choose your own strategy. Posting later can slightly improve your chances of winning the main prize. But posting sooner can give you higher payout on your comment just like it worked for this guy (one of the losers:):
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ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (June 28th) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (July 1st) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(At that time I will download the whole post in .pdf so I can see who had the lowest number of votes at that exact moment. Counting just one first post from each user.)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 50 SBD, 50 Whaleshares +10% SBD payout from this post
1st RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and upvote ALL comments (0,07).
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Last round some people tried to post endless white images so no. Those can't win.

Hope you will enjoy the second round.
May the WORST player win!
@lepton

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Roses are red,
Steemit.com's logo is blue,
this comment is very small,
so you won't vote it too.

roses are red
steemit is blue
cannabis are green
and Ill smoke a joint now for you!

loved the idea man! followed+upvoted+resteemed

lol xD good one :D

Thank you hahaha

That's a good one. LOL

guess I'm not winning this contest then LOL

That was because it was very clever but hey you won some crypto ;}

no complaints here :) haha

End of poem :sadly for them, they didn't get to the bedding

LOL. I'm sure this comment will not get me anywhere... ;)

Roses are Red
My Uncle is Ted
His Son is Dan
I'm quite the fan
Of the tunes that he makes
Love them more than a fat kid loves cakes

If upvote you must
It would only be just
To at least check out his song
It won't take you long

https://soundcloud.com/aurientmusic/sets/another-world-single

And if you're in LA
And need a DJ
He's a super cool dude
You can find him on LinkedIn to hire for your mixing and recording needs

I like this one more than a fat kid loves cakes))

Join new contest:
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/greedy-game-contest-how-much-sbd-do-you-want-to-win

Professional ad-placement right there XD

LA as in Louisiana or L.A. as in Los Angeles?

Los Angeles :)

Roses are red.
Hope there's candy at the end
for whoever tells the best joke:

What did the river mammal
tell the unafraid flies?

Youse oughter flee!
You swatter flee
Youse otter flea

Entered, though I vastly prefer a joke telling contest. :P

meep

Actually, you call them FLIES, he calls them "sky raisins" :D lol

Roses are red..... violets..... wtf color is that.. everybody is saying blue but Im looking at thia crayola crayon.... THIS LOOKS PURPLE TO ME!!!

Roses are red, @mtgmisfit fixed this for me...

Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?

A: He could not see that well.

Other shits purple.. like violets.

Dammit!! I didn't read the rules and I told a joke too. HAHA

hahahhahaha oh no, I thought it was just a repeat of the first challenge :(

Just add "Roses are red " as the first line and it's all good

THIS IS TOO GOOD. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T UPVOTE IT BECAUSE IT DESERVES TO WIN.

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