Alert! A Community Service Announcement! DOUBLE ALERT!!
There is a terrible rumor that Comedy Open Mic is coming back. Just when I thought my generation had suffered enough.
And a Christmas theme? I haven't been this traumatized since seeing the three tittied woman in Total Recall. Of course, I was a child then. I am now pretty sure women only have two breasts.
Please. There is no need to consider this post a contest entry. I am certain I could win by hosing the right goat (it's always about who you know,) but why brag? I can hose a goat without making a joke out of it.
Look folks. Some things are sacred. As a Christian (born Catholic, for those of you who might think I mean one of those other Protestant break-away weakling sects that now respect women, gays, and non-violence,) I believe humor and holidays do not go together... like abortions and sterile tools. Keep that stuff in the back alley where it belongs.
And now what? I suppose @amirtheawesome1 will return with savage Arab humor? @idikuci, like a dirty Saint Nick, will plummet down your chimney (or up it, if you like that kind of thing,) and aggressively upvote this post? Will @dj123 finally pop his blog cherry? Is @steemmatt out there with an erotic Chuck Norris routine? @dandesign86 from the pale arctic? There are many others too terrifying to name (including a bunch of guys from a country called Africa. wherever that is.)
Go see for yourself: Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 47
Ok. You've been warned.
Thank you.
Ahaaa... bring it ON!! I need the humor lol
Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy like a yulelog and peppermint schnapps
Everything that Chuck Norris does is erotic. I came just thinking about that statement.
Haha. Much we know you are a magnificent aerialist to hose goats out of balance but even a better formidable ropewalker knowing the right people to win comedy contests. };)
But don't worry buddy. That I will go to the resistance and present the fight for the Court Jester prize this time. :)
Cheers!!