Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is tanking....comedyopenmic #46

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has found herself defending her recent 'green deal' after criticisms that ' an amoeba with dyslexia and learning difficulties could have come up with something better than this'...

She responded to the criticism initially, by pointing out that to oppress amoeba is morally wrong, and represents the white male patriarchy in all it's gory colors - even though all colors wore glorious, even the gory ones. Except white.

After taking a sip of water, and returning her left eye back into its socket, she continued...

"....and to mock their with learning difficulties, " is" – in her words – "like , literally being Hitler."

She was asked why she's even brought up the European dictator, to compare with a microscopic organism with no central nervous system?
She said her sex life was of no relevance to this conversation.
She also added that she'd been studying WW2 history in depth, of late, and she saw the relevance completely, and to not see it was only indicative of the extreme misogyny of the interviewer.

When the interviewer , Miss Daisy Curvy - Blonde, mentioned that she was, actually a woman, Ms Cortez explained that stereotyping is not appropriate under any circumstances and insisted that she stay on topic..

Upon further inquiry into her recent studies of history, Ms Cortez replied that she now see's the connection between her ' Green deal ' and the push back, and how problems caused by the white European male in WW2, could be the underlying problem..

"I've watched over 15 hours of WW2 you tube presentations," Miss Cortez said, "So I think really that I know what I'm on about."

Asked for an example of her recent findings to support what she said, she talked about the 'bratwurst' horror.
She'd discovered, whilst watching you tube, ' how eating meat had caused the mass destruction across countries in Europe, between 1939 and 1945..

"Before the Germans invaded," She said "There were no explosions - at all.. but after they did occupy the various territories -explosions were, like, happening everywhere."

While some people attribute this to 'bombs and stuff" She said, That she'd noticed from the footage, that most of the exploding tanks were German.

"It's bratwurst, and not bombs, that's the problem," She went on to say " The common denominator between German occupations in countries - and not being in those countries - is bratwurst."

She expanded on her thinking ....
"The white privilege in Germany allowed for masses of bratwurst to be consumed. Tons of it, like, literally.
There's, like, no way that all those men in the tanks didn't get the farts. Anyone who'ss eaten it – especially with vegetables, knows that flatulence follows a couple of hours later. ...A lot of flatulence."

She said that she'd never actually eaten any bratwurst herself, as she didn't want to 'culturally appropriate' anyone.

"But it's pretty obvious, isn't it?, " She said.

She went on to state quite emphatically that much of the footage she saw proved to her, that it was not 'bombs and stuff' as reported, but actually the white male patriarchy covering up the fact of male mass flatulence, and thus a big contributor to global warming.

"It wouldn't surprise me, in fact " She went on to say "If the whole 'oil and fossil fuel story' wasn't actually a total hoax just to cover up the global warming effects of male farting. We know that women don't fart, and so it's all a male conspiracy."

"The pressure within those tanks of four adult white males ' farting like fuck' would have insufferable, and would have caused the explosions seen on youtube and had nothing to do with 'bombs and stuff'..."

She concluded with her findings that " 'It's obviously a cover up, in an attempt by the white patriarchy, to hide the fact that farting has such catastrophic effects on the environment. I'm now watching some WW1 footage,and do you really think there was such a thing as mustard gas..?I don't think so!"

She provided screen shots, later, to illustrate her WW2 findings .
She apologizing for not providing them in the interview itself, only referring to confusing issues of ' Prt Sc'.
In her words 'should not be on the same button as 'Sys Rq'.....'It's a gender issue', she stated.
She'll be looking into the matter, later on - and may be drafting a new bill, to make all computer manufacturers legally have a separate button for 'Prt Sc'.

Here are the screens shots that she provided, and her comments regarding 'the bratwurst conspiracy'

I nominate the flatulently privileged @dexterdumb and @baah