(Thank you! This is really fun!)
To: Renee Nouveau
From: Ms Ann. C. Athreedrandom
Subject: Re: Re: Company picnic

I will try to stay warm, but as I'm not allowed to leave the office I can't get another sweater. And as I have been informed no fires for warmth or entertainment are allowed in the cubicles per the Employee Handbook Section 8.16: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.
So I will have to use the radioactive printer to print this picture of this sunny beach to warm my soul.

(personal photo)

As I returned from the printer I found this on my office. I wonder who left this present?

(personal photo)

Sincerely,
Ms Ann. C. Athreedrandom
Graphic Design Department
Secret Society Division