wrongjohn (54)in #poem • 7 years agoTea and biscuitsImage: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I getwrongjohn (54)in #comedy • 7 years agoHow to Drive the Perfect GetawayBarry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway.…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Coca-Cola Rebrands to Promote the Drink's Dental BenefitsCoca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by…wrongjohn (54)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.A day in the life of Barry the Bank RobberHave you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question…wrongjohn (54)in #blockcorp • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30amTo: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close…wrongjohn (54)in #creative • 7 years agoMy Cardboard FortMade this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #introduceyourself • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Introducing The Real News Feed: Because You Really Hate Fake NewsDear Steemians (or as we like to call you, 'Gullible Cash Cows') We are @TheRealNewsFeed - a totally legitimate news…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.STUDY CONFIRMS UGLY WOMEN HAVE MORE SEXResearch conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.UFO EVIDENCE COULD LEAD TO BITCOIN PRICE SPIKERecently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.TRANSGENDER MAN LOSES GENITALS DURING FISHING TRIPA 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.TRUMP APOLOGISES FOR GRABBING PUSSYDonald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.SHOCK VICTORY FOR ROBOT IN COURT CASEA man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.GROUNDBREAKING NEW PROSTATE EXERCISE COULD SAVE LIVESScientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today…wrongjohn resteemedtherealnewsfeed (34)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.BOND IT LIKE BECKHAM – GOLDEN BALLS STEPS IN AS NEXT GOLDFINGERDavid Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic…wrongjohn (54)in #poetry • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Don’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are…wrongjohn (54)in #poetry • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.‘Twas the night before Christmas‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dresswrongjohn (54)in #photography • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Santa is coming@artonmysleevewrongjohn (54)in #poetry • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I am your drugWhy did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth…wrongjohn (54)in #theisland • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story…wrongjohn (54)in #theisland • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Island, Episode 8 (Sudden Death)The island is a rhyming adventure, where YOU choose what happens next! Simply read the episode, and then post what you…
