katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agoDaily FML #84 X'mas is delayed. | クリスマス遅延のお知らせToday, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, “Get up, Santa was here!” I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agoDaily FML #83 Do your own job! | 仕事しろ！Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agoDaily FML #82 Distortion Ringtone | 悪夢の着信音Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏 企業改革のため７０％のレイオフを発表【日本語訳】This article is translated to Japanese from この記事は上記Steemit社ネッド・スコット氏の記事の日本語訳になります。 Dear Steemians, Steemit…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agoDaily FML #81 What's inside the box? | 箱の中身は何じゃろな。Today, I signed for a delivery for my mom and something inside started to vibrate. I can't leave it because if she…katakoto (51)in #idontneedtag • 6 years agoDaily FML #80 Just Parent's Excuse | ただの親のいいわけToday, my 4-year-old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are…katakoto (51)in #jp-friendship • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.jp-Friendship#4 「あだしの好きな街並み」@sallyfunさんからバトンがブーメランの如く飛んでまいりまして、しばらく休眠状態にあった所を叩き起こされました@katakotoと申します。職業は世界で初めてのプロ下ネタトランスレーターです。…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏 クリプト初心者向けの新たなプラットフォームアプリおよび新会社の立ち上げを発表！Steemit CEO, Ned氏が暗号通貨初心者でも参入しやすいプラットフォームアプリの立ち上げを発表しました。その名も “Destiny”(仮)…katakoto (51)in #idontneedtag • 6 years agoDaily FML #79 That's freaky! | この少年が一番怖いToday, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, “Mommy! Don’t leave me!” Then he…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agoDaily FML #78 Escapill from reality! | 現実逃避グスリ～！Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils.…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.【Steemit News】HF20 Update: Operations Stable | HF 20 オペレーションが安定しました（日本語訳）This article is translated from Steemitblog. Hello Steemians, we are happy to announce that activity on the…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.【Steemit News】HF20 Update Upcoming Patch | HF 20アップ・デート 今後のパッチ展開について（日本語訳）This original article created by steemitblog.…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.【Steemit News】Update on Unexpected Voting Power Behavior | Voting Powerの予期せぬふるまいに関するアップ・デート（日本語訳）This article is translated from Steemitblog. たくさんのユーザーがハードフォーク（HF20）後に、初めてブロックチェーンを利用した際にVoting…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.【Steemit News】HF20アップデート後、エラーメッセージが表示される方へ皆さんこんにちは！@katakotoですよ。 Steemitに大変革をもたらすハードフォーク（HF20）が無事？終わったようですね。 アップデートの内容は、前回翻訳させてもらった概要通りに滞りなく済んだようですが…katakoto (51)in #token • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.【BREAKING】KATAKOTOKEN FINALLY RELEASE!!!!???? | 【速報】カタコトークン・リリースのお知らせ！！？？So, if you are to release your first token in life, what kind of name would you give it? Why would you want to create…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agoDaily FML #77 Give me some sweet! | あまいのくれよ！Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily FML #76 Backdown! | 撤退せよ！Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there’s 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily FML #75 - I wish it was Bitcoin! | ビットコインだったら良かったのに！Today, I was in the shower when I realized that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agoDaily FML #74 - Uncle Jonathan Seagull | カモメのジョナさんToday, was my uncle’s funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were…katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily FML #73 - Bear Girl | 妖怪熊女Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my…
