deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 5 years agoHave you ever squeezed an egg out a flame imp!?Dear minions, Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 5 years agoFurious Chicken Farms - Get Your Farm Fresh Eggs!!Dear minions, Tired of your animated corpses eating brains and staining the couch? Do you hate stepping over bodies…deceth (46)in #life • 5 years agoAlligators are cool dudes.Dear minions, Alligators have a bad reputation because sometimes they eat people. And you know who suffers in the…deceth (46)in #life • 5 years agoLiving inside a volcano sucks.Dear minions, Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agoHey man, who wants a FREE Rusty Android?Dear minions, I have a useless Rusty Android that is falling apart and I want to get rid of. One unlucky person will…deceth resteemedpacolimited (60)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agoLord Arianthus GiveawayHello fellow victims, It's time for another giveaway. This time it's the most used card of the game. I think. Or at…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I'M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE FOR ONE HUNDRED BILLION STEEM!!!Dear minions, Look, when you decided to follow the world's most up-and-coming supervillain you knew this was bound…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Vampires spend all day brushing their teeth and going to the dentist.Steem Monsters rants from your favorite supervillain. Dear minions, Vampires are the worst monsters I've ever made…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agoSeriously someone take my useless Rusty Android #2Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years agoThat Bagel is EvilDear minions, Have you ever wondered if bagels are evil? They are. Bagels are basically a sandwich with a hole in…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years agoFollow me for sloths and world domination!Dear minions, You should follow me on Steemit because sometimes I post pictures of sloths and sloths are great. If…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years agoSharks with laser beams, that's what I'm talking about!Dear minions, Sometimes I wonder why my lawyers are so fussy to know about all my business ventures before I launch…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agoSomebody take my useless Sea Genie.Dear minions, What the hell is a Sea Genie?! I mean, seriously. It lives inside a lantern and you've got to rub the…deceth (46)in #life • 6 years agoHey man, sharks are cool dudes.Dear minions, I know I talk a lot about alligators, but sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agoSeriously, someone take my Rusty Android!Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone…deceth (46)in #funny • 6 years agoI've never been eaten by an alligator.Dear minions, I've never been eaten by an alligator. I bet you've never been eaten by an alligator. Not a whole…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.FREE Rusty Android. Take the useless thing!Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf…deceth resteemedjamesndungu (61)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agoSTEEM Monsters Cards GIVEAWAY! (Gold Card Included) Follow the simple rules to be entered!This post is my 1st Steem giveaway! These giveaways will be done weekly & monthly to give back to my followers, I…deceth (46)in #steemmonsters • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steem Monsters Rusty Android Giveaway. Take the useless thing!Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf…deceth (46)in #christmas • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.You're a Meme One, Mr. Grinch.Dear minions, If you're feeling green, remember it could be worse. You could be green. The End.