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HOW TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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A forthcoming zombie attack is no laughing matter. In fact there is a glut of thought-provoking books and helpful films to allow you survive a zombie apocalypse and provide you with intel. Before you check those out, here are some basic tips for escaping an undead blitzkrieg:

-HAVE AN EMERGENCY KIT READY

There’s nothing worse than being stuck in an impending apocalypse without some crucial esssentials on hand, and sellers on various internet sites have even begun selling zombie survival kits. But why do you have to buy one when you can make one? Some packs of bottled water, canned food, medication, first aid kit (really necessary mate) soap, towels, a handful of sanitizers, utility supplies including batteries, knives, can openers, torches, and matches. Don’t forget to add phones, keys, enough gas in the car. And lastly, the most important of all, guns. Let’s say those AK16s, some Colt revolvers, a handful of extra magazines, bullets, bazookas, grenades, hand knives, axes, machetes, shotguns, butcher knives, rifles, and did I mention that you need bazookas?

-ALWAYS DEVISE A PLAN

Always ensure that you’ve identified a safe assembling area and the easiest route to get there. Not just one plan, always have back up plans. Also make sure to locate your closest hospital, gas station, grocery stores, bank and other buildings of importance and make a list of emergency contacts. But the number one rule is, you should know every exit out of your town/city and the quickest way to get there. And always remember to bring a map too.

-ZOMBIE PROOF YOUR HOUSE

You obviously, and probably need to do some modifications on your house to ensure your safety and of course, made a frontier against those undead walking beings. Zombies aren’t the cleverest bunch, but you still need barricades on each and every corner of your house mates. Push any furniture and heavy objects in the pathway of doors and window. Also, aim for higher ground since zombies have trouble climbing.

-TIME TO GET PHYSICAL

Hope you made a strong barricade because mate, some zombies get in, you’re going to have to be fit enough to run away. Getting in some cardio and strength training workouts will help you do just that, endurance is the key.

-KNOW THE FIRST AID BASICS

CPR won’t help your friend who’s been infected or one who’s been otherwise maimed, so it’s better to remember the first aid basics. You’ve always got to be able to patch a wound (as long as that wound isn’t a zombie bite) or perform CPR (on someone who’s NOT been infected)

-AIM FOR THE HEAD

If you found yourself face-to-face with a zombie, whatever weapon of choice, always go for decapitation. If decapitation is impossible, aim to mutilate them, crippling them enough to give you time to run away.

-TEAM UP

There’s nothing worse than taking a zombie invasion just by yourself, so make sure that you have a crew. It’s usually best to have one or two other people with you, but do avoid large groups (you’ll just attract too much attention). When choosing the best person to group up with, obviously make sure it’s someone strong, smart, resourceful, and courageous. You can give the blockheads as zombie baits by the way *grins

-IN CASE OF INFESTATION…

In case one of your mates got infected the best thing to do is, kill them. And of course, if you get infected, expect your friends to return the favor. First thing to do when your friend becomes one of the undead, you should evacuate the place first, then relocate your camp. Make sure the place is isolated, yet close to important buildings, as I stated up above. Make sure to barricade the whole place again.

WHAT NOT TO DO DURING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

-NEVER ^{use fire against a zombie. It takes too long to kill them and can injure you in the process.}

-NEVER ^{split up with the group}

-NEVER ^{forget to secure all doors around you}

-DON’T ^{get careless, or even worse, reckless}

-NEVER ^{forget to put gas in your car.}

-DON’T ^{forget to bring extra bullets and magazines for your ammo.}

“THE PAST SHALL HAUNT THE PRESENT.”