I'M ALLERGIC TO MY CAT!

WHAT THE HELL, WHY AM I ALLERGIC TO MY CAT?

I'VE BEEN SLIGHTLY ALLERGIC TO CATS FOR A LONG TIME, BUT SUDDENLY I'VE DEVELOPED A STRONG ALLERGY TO MY CAT.

I CAN'T LET HER SIT ON MY LAP ANYMORE!

I HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS AFTER I PET HER BECAUSE IF I TOUCH MY FACE, MY EYES SWELL UP AND MY SINUSES GO NUTS!

IS IT BECAUSE IT'S WINTER?

IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S SHEDDING HORRIBLY RIGHT NOW?

IS IT BECAUSE SHE HAS DANDRUFF?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SUCKS!

WHAT THE HELL, MAN?

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