XRP / Federal Agents ?

They say grab you audiences attention in the first few sentences of your post. Well, here it is: " I was raided by the Feds! "
No, I'm quite serious. Last week, while I was at work, my house was raided by federal agents because a roommate of ours was dealing with alphabay ( what a dumbass)

Why did I include XRP in this post?

Let me start by saying, I am so adamant about cryptocurrency that it's been the most frequent topic of conversation with my friends and around the workplace for the past few months.

So when I called one of my roommates to make sure that my computers were safe during the raid, I was forced to hand over access to my computers to the Feds or else they would take my computers by force.

It's customary that they take your computers into their own labs and not check them at your house, but since I was compliant they didn't contest me when I asked that they check the computers at my house , because I'm a gamer , and taking away my video games is like taking away my life . (Sad to say)

Anyways this is where XRP gets into the discussion:
When they were checking my computer , they had to shut down my miners because leaving them on would render the computer useless ( hella input lag )
Because I was mining, immediately they think that I have something to do with alphabay, I assure them that I'm broke af and need my lambo with my 1 eth, lol.

In all seriousness , the conversation gets to the point where one of the agents, before leaving the house, simply states "buy Ripple"

Ironically enough, the next day I see a news article on google reguarding Ripple being on the federal reserve website (something to that extent)

I don't want to jump any guns, but could the Feds be in on Ripple ? Maybe they know something we don't ?