Beatrice Brace Book Character Interview on IWS (Season 2 Episode 3)
*Intro music begins to play as lights hit front stage*
Tabi: Welcome back! How’s everyone feeling tonight?
*Audience goes wild, clapping their hands and whistling enthusiastically*
Tabi: Awesome, well thank you all for joining us. Tonight we have a very special guest all the way from Chesapeake, Virginia put your hands together for Beatrice Brace!
*Beatrice enters the stage as the audience applaud*
*The two take a seat and the audience follows their lead*
Tabi: So, Beatrice, I hear you’re trying out for the lead role in your 8th grade school play. Could you tell us a little bit about the part you’ll be auditioning for?
Beatrice: I want to play the leading role of Pocahontas in our annual school play about Pocahontas and John Smith. Even though the script isn’t very factual and sort of dumb, I still want to play the lead role.
Tabi: And why is that?
Beatrice: This is my last time to audition for the school play. My Grandpa Percy passed away during the play rehearsal time when I was in sixth grade and in seventh grade I had to have my tonsils taken out and missed the show. So if I’m going to perform Pocahontas, this is my last time. Plus, if I get the leading part, I’m guaranteed to make friends with the popular kids before we move to high school next year. High school really scares me.
Tabi: High school can seem pretty scary, but once you’re there it usually gets less scary. You mentioned being guaranteed friends with the popular crowd, could you explain this a little bit?
Beatrice: Popular kids like other kids who are in the limelight. Somehow they think that will rub off on them, so they stick close to them to survive. I think I’m stupid, pudgy and not very talented. If I am cast as Pocahontas at least for a Nano second, I’ll be popular with those kids. There are only three other eighth grade students auditioning—my two friends Jerri and Peter and this Japanese girl, Michiko. The three of us are shoe-ins. I don’t know about Michiko.
Tabi: Could you tell us a little bit about Michiko?
Beatrice: Ugh. Okay, if I have to… Michiko Tannabe is a girl who is visiting from Japan for the school year. She is the same age as I, but a complete opposite of me. She is petite, slender, delicate, very talented and super smart. She wears cat ears and dramatizes everything in her life.
Tabi: I guess auditioning for the school play makes sense then.
Beatrice: I think she’s kinda pushy and a know-it-all. My alter ego, Bumbling Bea, takes care of her for me. Well, I should say Bumbling Bea tries to take care of Michiko for me, but it backfires big time thanks to Peter’s failed sabotage attempt with poison ivy.
Tabi *Look of shock*: Poison ivy? Yikes! Unless you’re like me and are in the 15% who aren’t allergic. And what is or who is Bumbling Bea?
Beatrice: As I mentioned, she’s my alter ego—sarcastic, rude and a know it all. She says too much and needs to think before she speaks. Ha! If she did, she’d vanish. She shows up out of nowhere and takes over. Whenever I am awkward or unsure, Bumbling Bea blurts something to make me feel better about myself.
Tabi: I see. And what about your friends, what are Jerri and Peter like?
Beatrice: I think everyone should have a Jerri in their life. She’s the kind of friend who can speak honestly to me about myself.
Tabi: That’s a good kind of friends to have. And what about Peter?
Beatrice: I think everyone probably has a friend like Peter in their life, too. He’s kind of nerdy and awkward, but hysterically funny at the same time. Sometimes I just call him “P” to get his attention.
*Beatrice’s alter ego takes over*
Bumbling Bea: There’s a reason, but I’m not gonna share that, too. Jeez!
*Beatrice returns. Tabi glances with concern to the audience before returning her attention to Beatrice*
Tabi: Uh-uh… I see. And how did you meet these two?
Beatrice: We met in kindergarten and have been pals ever since. We live in the same neighborhood and together we ride our bikes to school every day.
Tabi: How nice! It’s good to have friends nearby. On a different note, let’s get to know you a little bit more. What’s your favorite song on the radio?
Beatrice: I like “Lights” by Ellie Goulding and Taylor Swift’s “I’m only Me When I’m With You”?
Tabi: Really? What do you like about these songs?
Beatrice: When I first heard “Lights” I looked up the meaning of the song. One opinion is that it is about depression and how she beats it. Sometimes I’m depressed, but I always remember whatever is bothering me will pass in time. I just like Taylor’s song because I can dance to it.
Tabi: What about your favorite movie?
Beatrice: I like all the Stars Wars movies and Marvel Comics, especially Wonder Woman. She’s awesome!
Tabi: I agree! Wonder Woman is my absolute favorite. Good choice! And do you play a sport?
*Bumbling Bea takes over, giving Tabi a look like she’s a crazy person*
Bumbling Bea: Heck no.
*The Audience laughs*
Tabi: Haha, okay moving on. So if you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
Bumbling Bea: Anywhere but here.
*The audience watches as Beatrice returns*
Beatrice: I’d like to visit England and see Stonehenge and Stratford on Avon, Shakespeare’s birthplace.
Tabi: Ahh, now the auditioning for the play makes more sense. Do you dream of acting in one of Shakespeare’s plays?
Beatrice: I doubt it. His plays are in iambic pentameter, you know? I’m afraid I’d forget the lines and mess up the rhythm of them while doing so.
Tabi: Well, I wish you the best of luck in auditioning for Pocahontas. Now, you said Michiko is also auditioning for the part, correct?
Beatrice: Yes.
Tabi: What would you say is her best quality?
Beatrice: Michiko is fearless and driven. She doesn’t care if other students like her. She knows what she wants and goes for it.
Tabi: Those are great qualities. What do your friends think of Michiko?
Beatrice: Jerri becomes fast friends with Michiko. It takes Peter longer, because he’s more interested in making money to buy a scooter than anything else. At first, he doesn’t even notice her.
Tabi: and what do you think Michiko thinks of you?
Beatrice: I think Michiko doesn’t even notice me until she is forced to work with me on the play. She probably thinks I’m stupid and boring. Maybe she’s right, but I’m not going to give her the satisfaction of thinking so. I’ll show her!
*Michiko enters the stage unexpectedly*
Michiko: Oh, Beatrice. I brought you some of my mother’s almond cookies which you like so much.
*Awww sounds ensue from the crowd at the touching gesture*
Beatrice: Thank you, I guess.
Michiko: What are you doing?
Beatrice: I’m being interviewed about my Bumbling Bea story.
Michiko: Oh that story. I’m glad we’re past that, aren’t you? It was a crazy time for both of us.
*Michiko turns to Tabi*
Michiko: Tabi, has Beatrice shared how it ends?
Tabi: Why, no actually.
Beatrice: No, duh. And I’m not gonna. She’ll have to read it.
Michiko: Exactly! I agree with you, Beatrice. It wouldn’t be any fun to know the ending before you read the book. Then you’d have to call the book a different name.
*Beatrice looks confused by this*
Beatrice: What? I don’t get it, Michiko.
Michiko: Beatrice, you’d have to call the book a different name because the story would be backwards. You could give it a title like Fable of Bea Bumbling. That would be a good name for a play. I can see it now, a group of sound effects men are lined up on the stage with their gongs reads to announce your entrance. A narrator, me, promenades to the center of the stage and strikes a dramatic pose. A Kabuki pose would be best, I think.
Beatrice: Oh brother. Here we go again.
Tabi: Okay, well that’s all the time we have this evening. Don’t forget to go and grab your copy of Bumbling Bea by Deborah Baldwin!
*Outro music begins*
Tabi: Next Friday we'll be joined by a real, live private investigator who solves murders around Absentia and he'll be here to show us how it's done. Come on, you know you don't want to miss the exclusive interview with Felix the Fox!
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Synopsis:
Beatrice thinks she has no acting talent but that doesn’t stop her from auditioning for the annual middle school play. Easy! Except Michiko, a new girl from Japan, shows up and ruins everything! So begins Beatrice’s diabolical and hilarious plan to scare away Michiko. But Michiko has goals of her own with no plans to leave soon. Then there's that other girl who is such a blabbermouth. What's a girl to do? Plenty. A great book for those who love theater and every part of it--the good, the bad and the crazy.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Deborah's grandparents were missionaries in Japan in the 1930's where her mother was raised. Consequently, Deborah's mother surrounded her with people of many cultures just as she had grown up. When Deborah was sixteen years old, she visited Japan and attributes the attendance to a Kabuki theatre play as the springboard for the story of Bumbling Bea. Since then, Deborah has won awards as an author, drama teacher, and director. In addition, she is a professional actress and youth theatre administrator for several companies in the mid west. Twenty-nine years ago, she co-developed a national playwriting contest for youth theatre plays which is still in existence today. Deborah has directed over 250 full length productions, plays and musicals alike. She has created countless drama classes and taught for over thirty-eight years. When she isn't writing, teaching or directing, she enjoys watching movies, traveling and serves as hand maiden to her two quirky cats. She and her husband, an instrumental music teacher, are both newly retired and first time grandparents.
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