I think that would have to be me, not because I'm a good writer, but because that would mean I would no longer be writing here. Not the answer to the question intended, i know, but I always manage to come up with a way out of the desired response.

I think I would say, @j3dy, because of the communication style. I read a post once, none of it sinks in the first time. Then I read it again an hour later, and then a deluge of comprehension, like the realization that you are operating in another language without thinking through a mental translation. Sometimes I think I'm dim, and need to pour something through once just to 'prime the pump'.