we try to hide the fact that all we want to do is find a cave and be a hermit.

Yep. Once I was shown a meme of a log cabin in the forest. The words said "Could you live here on your own for 30 days, with no t.v., no phone and no internet if afterwards you walked away with $10,000"

Ermmmm... heck yeah! What, I could do that and then you'd pay me?? Where do I sign up?!