Steemit

Common name(s)

• Steemit
• Reddit Killer

Brand Name(s)

• steemit

Uses

Steemit is generally used to ease communication with others. Some use it to help control anxiety making it easier to interact in social settings. Steemit can also be used to help convey and share ideas, opinions, and ideals. Others may use it to increase their overall knowledge of the world.

Side Effects

Most common side effect is the inability to stop telling people about steemit. Other side effects may include but are not limited to;

• Sleepless nights
• Exteme fatigue
• Headaches
• Sore buttocks

In more extreme cases, writers block, carpel tunnel syndrome and enlightenment have been reported.

Precautions

Before using steemit you should consult a professional to make sure it's right for you. While on steemit the occasional troll may be encountered. Other people that are on steemit may have very different opinions and that's okay. Be aware that not all things found while on steemit are as they seem, and may in fact be completely fictional

Using steemit may also lead to the use of other social outlets such as, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and even LinkedIn. Please be cautious.

Overdose

If an overdose is suspected, make sure drink plenty of water and try to sleep for at least 8 hours. Sometimes a full meal may be required for full recovery. Symptoms of an overdose may include;

the impression of a keyboard on one side of you face

sore wrists

the inability to focus your eyes correctly

and in the worst cases, a bad often incoherent post or resteem was reported.

Notes

Please share steemit with others. Voting on your own posts can be done in the beginning but should be avoided after prolonged use. If you are using steemit to ease off of reddit please be careful and make the transition slowly as reddit will linger in your system for a long time. Long term studies have not been done for steemit and it is also still in testing phases. Please report any adverse reactions or concerns while on steemit.

This post is only meant for entertainment and is completely fictional. I was inspired to write this after @derekareith asked if I would like to get involved in the SteemEDU initiative. In order to get on board with this project I had to join Twitter. I'm not a fan of social media sites in general and see Facebook as societies worst enemy. I still don't have a Facebook but now unfortunately I do have a Twitter account. I've disappointed myself today but it's only because I let myself get sucked in by steemit. But I just can't quit! I hope you enjoy this post. Take it easy.

Justin

^{Images used are from pixabay though some have been edited by me.}