When describing the sexual organs or humans, there are generally two ways to go about it. You can use cold, practical, medical terminology; or you can use low brow slang. But at the end of the day, a sensible person is hard pressed to find a nice and easy layman’s colloquialism to describe the vagina, without seeming either too vulgar or too clinical.

I like that a lot. You have your ways with words.
Thanks for sharing.