Babies

My moms been playing Chris Isaak since I had soggy Cheerios in my chubby fists and before long-term recall development. I’d get sterilized if sterilization was more effective than Nexplanon. Babies stare at me and usually don’t return my smiles. They probably know I’m faking it because they make me nervous as hell. There’s no reasonable justification for bringing one of those soft vulnerable little things into this world.