Dreams or Reality p2

The little fairy boy is taunting me now. He seems to have moved in permanently. Every time I open my front door, the little runt is sitting on my step. I'm saying these things because he's annoying, and has been annoying me SINCE I saw him. I can't leave anything outside anymore. He steals my food, my clothes on the washing lines (which he then hangs on the fence for the world to see).. I can't take it anymore, he's driving me insane. BUT again, he IS a fairy, and expelling fairies from your garden is Bad JUJU.. what to do

This morning he was dancing in the rain. It looked so cute and innocent. When he saw me, he had the most interesting look in his eye.. like he was expecting me to do something. Not sure what he wants, but i shall have to investigate a bit more tomorrow. i only see him in the mornings. Maybe he goes out and irritates someone else during the day