10 Things I've done at work recently that weren't entirely "productive."

#1 : Left a post it note on a co-workers computer telling her she needed to return a call to Physiatry regarding a patient named Jack Mehoff...When said co-worker did not get the joke, I then strongly advised her against making the return phone call; co-worker without a clue, age 32...coworker who got it and laughed; age 63.

#2: Left another post it note on another co-workers computer saying, "Audra, I left you a note," and drew a picture of a musical note.

#3: Said something I should not have to my boss, she laughed.  Asked her what she would do if I were serious.  Her response, "I'd have to fire you."  My response, "Lets be honest, nobody gets fired around here.  We're simply asked to resign."  I thought it was funny, the look I got said it maybe it wasn't.

#4: Foam hand sanitizer wars.

#5: Spent over an hour resizing and cutting out head shots of myself and three co-workers to superimpose on a picture of the fantastic four...so worth it.

#6: Collected the little plastic eggs that hold the 'prizes' inside Kinder Eggs so that I could make characters that  resembled each of my co-workers and gave them catch phrases like, "How did this patient get on my schedule," and "Call me Kitty Kat."  Gave said characters to the people they were inspired by.

#7: Found a picture on google that said, "Queen of Farts."  Taped said picture to co-workers computer monitor.

#8: Taught my 63 year old co-worker about snap chat - saved the pictures to my phone - got them printed - left them on her desk as a surprise.

#9:  Made a doll out of casting materials - named her the Ortho Queen.

#10:  Took co-workers phone when she was not looking.  Brought the doll I made into the rest room and posed her on the potty.  Took pictures with co-workers phone.