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Today, we are breaking the pattern and going for something fun as a way to catch up. Sooo...I searched the big world wide web for some funny definitions.
Let's start...

alcohol

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a bitter fluid used to help white people dance

the antidote to reality

askhole

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a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

fluent

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someone proficient in getting the flu

sleeping

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like dying, but without the commitment

study

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the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby

sarcasm

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the brain's natural defense against the less intelligent

the ability to insult someone without them realizing it

manicure

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paying 30$ to get made fun of in another language

poor

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when you have too much month at the end of your money

eating

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when there is nothing else to do

single

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a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

bacon

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the main reason you are not a vegetarian

vegetarian

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Latin phrase, original meaning: "really bad hunter"

laziness

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risking to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice

cashew

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the sound of a nut sneezing

texting

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modern romance at it's finest

etc.

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I can't think if any other examples

feet

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a device used for finding legos in the dark

ignoranus

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someone who is both stupid and an asshole

tomorrow

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a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievements are stored

the best time to do everything you had planed today

shin

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a device used for finding furniture in the dark

cellphone

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device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself

heaven

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a place full of everything you get sent to Hell for

synonym

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a word used in places of the one you can't spell

clapping

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repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments

coffee

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an attitude adjustment in a mug

There are many other funny definitions but I think these will suffice for this special edition. If you have more please write them down in a comment :)