My Purple Woodpecker

My Purple Woodpecker owned a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Purple Woodpecker often carried a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

My Purple Woodpecker desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It should be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

My Purple Woodpecker wanted a cheese grater to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Woodpecker always kept a crown that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen thing.

My Purple Woodpecker always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.