After spending the equivalent of Uganda's GDP on flatpack furniture she'll suggest brunch. For some reason, I'll agree.
We'll go to some shitty hipster suburb coffee shop. I won't check out the waitress at all.
I'll order pancakes and she'll order some acai fruit bowl berry cleanse thing. I'll let her eat most of my pancakes without drawing any attention to the fact.
It's been over a decade and I'm still getting texts asking if we need stuff from the shops or sending texts requesting items from the shops if it's any consolation XD
We both have short hair but thanks to having a girly girl failed to escape the random hair pin spawns.
I'll order pancakes and she'll order some acai fruit bowl berry cleanse thing. I'll let her eat most of my pancakes without drawing any attention to the fact.
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I recommend living by yourself. It doesn't get any better.
You don't lift the seat when you pee?
Depends on my blood alcohol level (;
It's been over a decade and I'm still getting texts asking if we need stuff from the shops or sending texts requesting items from the shops if it's any consolation XD
We both have short hair but thanks to having a girly girl failed to escape the random hair pin spawns.
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You've never wanted to kill him?
Been annoyed on occasion but never quite that much XD I'm probably the more annoying one out of us anyway.