I’ve been trying to locate the footage of that moment, 640 million years ago, when we stepped from the trees into the 21st take of a scene that was cut from the final version. The fossils of soft bodied animals found in burgess shale deposits taste best after crack. Has anyone seen or heard from the skinny forward guard with soft eyes and softer shoulder pads? We have somehow managed to cram, well past the wrists, into taxonomy.