oh my gosh - you have no idea LOLOL

it was like click and my eyes got as round as saucers and I didn't move for like 5 seconds.

and then i was like... wait. if i keep being super still.... it's gonna KNOW that i know its there.

so now i have to just whistle a happy tune at 12;27 am.

totally normal behavior!

also. whistling pretty much noiseless AIR through dry, tight lips... not super effective as a defensive maneuver