Weird Dreams #2

So a co-worker & I were waiters serving a bunch of royals in Abu Dhabi. I remember that the help weren't allowed to look them straight in the eye and so we had to keep our heads bowed whenever we served them food or drinks.

We were bored with our lives so me & my co-worker friend agreed to switch bodies for the day. My friend happened to be Jason Bateman for some odd reason who also happened to be a waiter? A really weird dream. I also fucked his hot girlfriend while in his body.

In Jason Bateman's body I decided to take a stroll thru the city and I bumped into a guy who I got in a scuffle with. I ended losing most of Jason's bangs in the process. Oops. I was thinkin' to myself that If I don't return Jason's body in one piece he's gonna give me shit!

But when I returned home and looked in the mirror. With a little sink water and comb...Jason's hair bang loss turned out to be an improvement! Damn "I" err...I mean "He" looked good!

Then I woke up thinkin',"Yeah. Another Weird Dream.".

What did Jason Bateman do with my body? I don't remember to be honest. He probably fucked my girlfriend too!

Please feel free to share your weird dreams in the comment section below.

Cheers.