The Careful Viper

The Careful Viper desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Careful Viper needed a stapler to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Careful Viper desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would break. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Viper desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Careful Viper searched for a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Viper desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.