The Lucky Viper

The Lucky Viper desired a pint of beer that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Viper desperately craved for a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Lucky Viper needed a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Viper desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Viper desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Lucky Viper needed a CD player that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.