Vinnie Paul Abbot's Las Vegas House July 4th, 2009.

I met this handsome Lil Midget (that's what HE preferred to be referred to as) in at a Davenport, IA comedy club after he caught my show in April 2007! I KNOW, you're asking HOW THE HELL does a Midget from Davenport, IA (Quad Cities) end up at Vinnie Paul's house on July 4th?! HEHEHEHE... Lemme 'splain!

Here I am with Jared Simmons (soon to be nicknamed "Minja") after my April 2007 show.

I said (after 8 Jager shots during my show), "You're a handsome Lil Midget! Let's do one more pic! Devil Horns Gene Simmons tongue! " And we pegged it!! LOL

"IF I EVER get a show in VEGAS, I want YOU to be a "Lil' NINJA" dressed up in a Ninja costume handing me my props onstage in the darkness!" I remember slurring while we spent the rest of the night doing shots until blackout.

A year later, I ran into him again and put the SAME wish out to the universe! "I'd LOVE to have you come out to Vegas and be in my Vegas show!" "Hellyeah!" We agreed AGAIN out loud to the comedy gods!

Without Minja, NONE OF US WOULD BE ABLE TO ENJOY THIS LIKE VINNIE PAUL DID!

Thank you, Minja, for coming along for the ride!