Why you should PUT YOUR MASK ON FIRST.

in #video8 years ago

Oh reminds me of a story

When I was younger I had a couple weird fainting spells when mixing weed and alchohol and it's a similar feeling.
I remember the first time it happened I was standing in a circle with my friends while they all talked, and my vision starting to go into a tunnel vision, all blacked out on the sides. I thought it was just part of the high so I was trying to ignore it and maintain my composure.
This is when the mother of the girl throwing the party decides to check in on us. She sees I look pale and asks if I'm okay. But in the meantime my vision has gotten worse and I was almost blind. I wanted to tell my friends what was happening or tell the mom I wasn't feeling good but I seriously couldn't get my mouth to work.
Next thing I know I've fallen to my knees and everyone is staring at me like 'what the fuck dude, be cool there's an adult here'. I want to tell them I'm not joking and I need help but I can't. In fact I can barely keep my head up. My friend told me later it looked like I was bobbing for apples or something.
Finally I placed my head on the floor like childs pose in yoga and my vision and thinking slowly got better. I made up some lie about being diabetic and the mom then kicked us out because we were all clearly drunk/high.
I've fainted two other times from weed and drinking. One time I was walking on a friends lawn then suddenly I'm waking up on the lawn. The other time I was sitting and playing mario kart at a friends house when I started getting bad tunnel vision. I decided I needed to go pass out, but couldn't explain what was happening so I mumble "I gotta go to bed" and stand up. Apparently I walked two feet, and fell face first into their kitchen table (knocking the table off its legs). When I came to my friends had propped me up and were getting me to drink water.

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