The Vault (2017) Movie Review

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Kubrickian opening credits.

11 unnecessary ass shots of Francesca Eastwood’s ass.

What’s with the pissing sequence? The dialogue is mundane, stupid, and boring.

What’s with haunting the bank?

The Assistant Manager is a serial killer. Or it’s a vault from The Stranger Things universe.

Almost electrocution is fucking terrible.

You have a free hostage in the other room dumbfucks.

Dumbass Taryn Manning. She just saved your life.

Who’s the caller? Mr. Non-violent? The 1982 call?

James Franco was a ghost. A 1982 hostage. And it was the 1982 call!

"What a bullshit movie," as my confidante said. I agree.

Conceptually, it doesn't even work. I like a good robbery movie. But this sucked.

Anyway, I rate it $1.00 USD /$13.50 USD. It makes a good time killer, other than that, not worth watching.