Trolling Valentine

Feeling love in the air because of Valentine, but I believe it's just bunch of shit which ends with getting laid. Behold it is written in the book of February
Chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick."

Verse 2..
"Even when u receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed."

Verse 3:
"Behold babe, I stand at thy door of ur hostel and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy door, I will come in and eat with u, dine with u and share thy gifts I have for u."

Verse 4
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace I will grant to him."

Verse 5:
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 months assignment."

*Verse 6: *
Know ye not that true love need not specific date of which it should be shown?

Verse 7:
I tell you these things ahead so that if ye see signs ye know your stands and come out of where ye are and follow the right path
#Bewise.....

Others on Valentine's Day

While me on Valentine's Day looking for those celebrating it ![image].

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Painful truth about Valentine's Day Based on the male and female perspective is explained below

If you don't upvote this, I hope you end up like this

Lol just kidding though, as for me, my Valentine is celebrated like this