This is disturbing. So many things can go wrong!
Not to mention the newly added plastic on top of everything...

Really, though - they have to tweak it and mess with it so much. There are so many intricacies to adjust and perfect in order for it to not kill our severely damage someone... And they believe this is healthy? This is good for you?
Am I missing something here?
... Oh yes, tv. That's what's missing...