i would not be as polite. i might point out how what he says is a trifle condescending.. how does he explain port? port wine is naturally sweet because they stop the fermentation process earlier to get more of the natural sweetness. not because of sulfites which occur naturally. sulfite free wine is organic, and yes it costs a bit more. but the top labels still have sulfites in them, both natural and added.
some people with money like to fart using a parabolic antenna , that is all really...
lol i love your description of that...