This was actually pretty entertaining to read. I like your mockingly lighthearted way of writing. It adds a nice light humorous environment for the 10 people left on Steemit that still actually read posts...lol

I'm not going to comment on everything you wrote, I just won't because there is too much there, and this comment will look like an article.

I am wondering why @bethalea didn't nominate me for this. I am like her 6th husband or something like that. Maybe she is still mad at me about the prenup...Not sure. You must be one of her preferred husbands haha ;)

The photo of you drinking reminds me of the younger futuremind in 2004 when I joined the Corps. That is what I looked like most of the time...ahh the memories.. minus the beard of course.

So I figured out with this comment:

If it could only be one, it has to be the greatest band of all time: BLACK SABBATH!

We have a little bit in common. Yes, Black Sabbath is certainly, one of the greatest bands of all time! I started a cadence in my platoon of singing War Pigs while running. It caught on immediately, and all the other Jarheads loved it!!!

Cool post bro.