How to be perceived as investing guru by 100 people in 4 days - short tutorial

in #tutorial7 years ago

Before someone points out the exaggeration, let's assume the following factors:

a. Your target group are people who just started their investing journey
b. They do not exchange information between themselves
c. You can find them easily (look at the end of the post)


(source: google images, shot from "Life of Brian" 1979)

  1. This tutorial can be applied not only to cryptocurrency market, but also in sports betting or simply any field that requires predicting dual (tertium non datur) actions that can occur in a short period of time, be creative.

Day 1

  1. Create a contact list of 800 users, it can be either 800 newest accounts /members on a forum, social media group, it shouldn't take long if you have (use the most suitable, either data-miner.io, parsehub.com or something similar)

  2. Select one asset you're going to give out information about, let's use ETH as an example .

  3. Outreach your contacts via private channels, introduce yourself and without further explanation send your prediction. Here's the thing: Half of them will receive a prediction with ETH falling down in price, while the other half gets a message that ETH will rise. In the end 400 of them will get something like "Hi, I'm @sunmaker, I just got an info that ETH will be cheaper tomorrow, do what you like with this, I'll be back tomorrow with more" and the other 400 "Hey, I'm @sunmaker, I found a leaked info that ETH will rise tomorrow, I'll keep you informed".

Day 2

  1. Day passes and let's say ETH went down. So you gave fake info to the 400 people, most of them probably never cared about your message. But you still have remaining 400 that received a real info from some unknown nagger.

  2. Do the same thing as in 3., meaning 200 gets "up" message and 200 "down".

Day 3

  1. Another day passes and you've let down another 200 people, and maybe, just maybe, picked up an interest of the remaining 200.

  2. This is the last time you're outreaching those people with automated messages. Keep the 100 up /100 down ratio

Day 4

  1. This is also the last time you're letting people down (for now), as we have to say goodbye to the 100 of them. But compared to day 1 now you have 100 people, that got three-days-in-a-row correct market predictions and are more willingly to trust your judgement from now on.


(source: google images)

Congratulations, you've made it! But what now? As you may noticed this tutorial isn't 100% serious, not taking into the account many other factors. Yeah, we can improvise:

What if price stays the same?
Hurr durr reuse the contact list saying "I've spilled too much beans to so many people, this time it'll work I PROMISE" and repeat the step

I can't extract 800 steem account to excel, I don't know how to outreach them

  • It says short, not easy LOL

There are much better ways to manage 800 contacts rather than discarding 700 of them

  • SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP

This post was inspired while browsing hot section and frankly most of you investing tutorial guys and gals are doing extremely good job. But some of you don't. Stay reasonable Steem, stay awesome too.


(source: google images)

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