8/4/17 Round 3 on my journey to take Tessie to sexy!
Tessie went hog wild the other day as she broke free of the chains I used to tie her up and feed her carrots in order to get her weight down so that she is wrestling within the weight class of the ave American male. After succesfully dropping 80 lbs...and then droppin another 25 lbs form the 345 lb level...she's now eating everything in sight! Here's my blog outling my diet program for Tessie.
Please, people, keep your pets indoors until I can get Tessie up thru 356.70 lbs. Getting close now. I'll shoot for 357.00..spot dead on.
9/5/17 update: I'll let Tessie pack on a few pounds by taking her off her diet here at 348 lbs. I'll just let her eat her way back up to 355 lbs.
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=&symb=tsla&x=34&y=7&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11
9/7/17 10:45 AM: Tessie only needs to get back up to 355 lbs. Even if she overshoots becuz she is an eating machine, I will sit on a limit to "take Tessie to the next weight loss level belowst 300 lbs" from 355.00 limit. Now at 349.80..."live!"
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=&symb=tsla&x=48&y=11&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11
I'll take tessie long here at $375 for a 1 or 2 day trade Suck on that joe!
9/20/17 update: This limit short odor was filt whilst I was tending to Irma. I guess I "shoulda" warned dummass @cantfightthefed that Tessie will still chew your hands off before he stepped up to what now "looks like" a long and wrong! position in Tessie just yesterday. I like @cantfightthefeds strategery tho. Unlike me (I've been banking Tessie's weight losses) he has been trying to get even on his TSLA shorts since around the $180 level from back in teh Utube days. I can see his strategery that him making a buy call could actually cause Tessie to drop a few pounds. My major target low for Tessie is still 285 lbs so "hopefully" dummas cantfightthefed continues to hold his long. :-)
Sorry joebloe you don;t get to just arbitrarily say your short without a time and price paid so go eat mo of your shitsandwich. Knew you were paying attention...winning
getting ready to load up on DWT 24.50 USO short 10.25?
9/22/17 11:44 AM: Net result of @cantfightthefed's buy at $375 for his 2 day trade? Uh huh, yet another ass kickin. Of course he sawr it coming...best "behind the scenes" trader out there. Right can'ttradeworthshit? Tessie now at $357.98,,,just off the low at 355.50. Continue to hold the short initiated at $355 whilst dummass figgers out whther or not he should sell some of his tiny NUGeTs...so that Tesie can steal that chumpf change from him too.
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=&symb=tsla&x=44&y=13&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11
Seriously, put your little weiner back in your pants. I didnt actually go long tessie at 375. I just threw it out to see if you were in fact reading my posts since you said you blocked me. Ha ha ha ha of course you were hang on every post secretly stewing at my winning. Suck it joe;-)
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I voted in your post hope I can do the same to my =)
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thank you.
Bingo! Tessie just moved thru 357 lbs. :-)
You must have annunaki magic..... or tessie like your cooking
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