First day i come up on this post...im like hmm

You see, I’m not even a woman. Everything you thought you knew about me was a lie.But it is all a lie. This is not me. This is me.

Well that went from 0-100 pretty quickly...

Lets continue..

I didn’t join Steemit to have a larger audience for my stories, and I didn’t stay for the community. I stayed because I was being paid for it.

Well most people post on Steemit for financial reasons...or have too much free time on their hands (me)

But no, the real money came from Big Pharma.

Ah....huh, this is definitely an april fool's joke

i must say you had me...until you got all Alex Jones on us...lol

subbed..

Cheers!