Get out your pens, Steemians. The Pop Quiz starts now. . . .

Question 1: "On what date did Dan join the war?" Tick tick tick. . .

A: Was it the upvote or the downvote, oh no, oh no, don't know. . .

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Question 2: "December 19, 2017 — a date which will live in infamy — the United Accounts of Relaxo were suddenly and deliberately attacked by the flags and forces of the Empire of Sanders." Who was in the right? Give reasons. . .

A: Relaxo was not breaking the law, only violating civil norms. Only law breaks can justify a war. But flags were formulated to enforce civil norms, so using them cannot constitute a war in the first place . . . Oh no, brain hurts. . .

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Question 3: Did Kabir misidentify Haejin’s associate by spelling his name wrong? Tick tick tick. . .

A: I kun bearly spill my ownn neighm, hau kun I spill thus guise neighm? Oo noe, dohnt noe. . .

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Question 4: What year will the flag war end? Pick one of the following options only: (a) 2022; (b) 2200 or (c) Catch 22?

(Shoots self in the head)

Seriously, moeknows, that is one heck of a valuable history lesson for those, like myself, who are new and can't get to grips with this all-consuming clash of the titans. Thanks, I think, but I don't know. :)