We will have to attack england...

I mean, guys and girls of the uk armed forces, prepare for war...

it's simple, your wmds, you are gonna be soon an islamic kalifat we can't tolerate that...

and we are gonna invade, take control of those weapons and leave.

because it's serious, and the rest in our big pictures how tragic it may be, isn't up for negotiation...

or you could simply transfer all those capabilities to the US DOD and dismantle all your sites and at least be spared the joy of an invasion...

NK = rational (with the giant pressure of the dragon) / UK = irrational with the giant pressure of Islam and an ideology (multikulti) denying all problems.